Hell Doesn’t Seem So Bad…..
Bring on the fire and damnation! Apparently I’m going to hell for my ’sins’!
You know those damnation sermons where the preacher is all excited and into his sermon…yelling that if you don’t accept Jesus than you’re going to hell for eternity? Well, I was kindly sent a link for a website of such a nature. As I was reading through it, I just had to laugh at some of the stuff there. Like the explanation for missing children and teens:
This is what has just happened. Some of you may have seen people disappear before your very eyes! Infants,and children are missing. Dont Panic the Children,Teenagers,and adults that just vanished were born again believers in the Lord Jesus Christ.
Do not be afraid for them. They are safe!
They had made preparations for this event. Their sins had been forgiven and they are now alive,and well in heaven with Jesus Christ.
Those left behind!
Will be forced to think weird explanations, like the millions who disappeared went into a ufo etc.
You have been left behind!
But it is not too late for you! If you Do Not Take the MARK OF THE BEAST.
You are hearing all kinds of explanations about the mysterious disappearance of all these millions of people. Do not believe anyone who tells you how these people vanished, unless their explanation can be backed up by the Holy Bible.
Ummmm…WHAT!?
And apparently I have to be beheaded before going to ‘heaven’:
If you have asked Jesus Christ to forgive you of all your sins,and asked Jesus Christ into your heart,and You Do Not Take The Mark Of The Beast,You Will Enter Heaven,After you are Beheaded.
No thank you! I like my head right where it is, thank you very much!
But this one has to be my favorite:
B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
That one’s a real tear-jerker!
Funny how I received the email for this site today…as I just reaffirmed (dedicated) myself in my own beliefs early this morning. Ah well….just laugh and go with the flow, right? My own flow, that is.














